Showing posts with label zen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zen. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

The Zen of Sarcasm

 01. Do not walk behind  me, for I may not lead.
         Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
         Do not  walk beside me either.
         Just pretty much leave me alone.

02.  The journey of a  thousand miles begins
         with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

03. It's always darkest  before dawn.
         So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the  time to do it.
  
 04.  Don't be  irreplaceable.
         If you can't be  replaced, you can't be promoted.

05.  Always remember that  you're unique. 
         Just like everyone else.

06. Never test the depth  of the water with both feet.

07. If you think nobody  cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

08. Before you criticize  someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
         That way, when you criticize  them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

09. If at first you  don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

10. Give a man a fish  and he will eat for a day.
         Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat  and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone  $20 and never see that person again,
          it was probably a wise  investment.

12. If you tell the  truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the  bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems  normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to  double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your  pocket.

16. A closed mouth  gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like  'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe  together.

18. There are two  theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking,  you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20.  Experience is  something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good  chance to shut up.
         AND 
 22. Never, under any  circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same  night.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Life's what you make of it...Get me out of here! :)

Life is what you make of it....That seems right, right? Actually all you can change is your perception. So, maybe life is the same all the time, without any particular qualities? Then all of us "choses" to see it one way or another.
I was born into this world and when I arrived a great many people had already agreed to see the world in a very specific way. They then tried to convince, no, train me into seeing it their way saying things like: "well, that's just the way life is" or "That's just common sense", etc.... Don't get me wrong, I had a choice. I could either accept their world and be rewarded or not, and be punished...interesting choice indeed.
So I went along and pretended like everyone else...I guess, and by the time I had enough insight to see all this, I was already trained. Their basic beliefs were ingrained in my identity as an operating system is installed on a computer. I kept trying to delete the softwares & programs that were installed but the operating system stayed unchanged and was flawed....I NEED A NEW SYSTEM!!! or do I.
Actually it is having a system that makes me not see the world as it is. It is having a system that binds me by the rules of others. Is it possible to not have a system? I think yes, but no one wants to make that "choice". I guess somewhere we still remember the punishment of our younger days?
By dropping the system it would mean to stop depending on others for reassurance, guidance, truth, etc....It would mean walking alone & never knowing where your next step would be.
But it would also mean that you'd discover the world everyday instead of growing old and calcified with the heavyness of your own knowledge and judgements. It would also mean that no one could ever hurt you or emotionally or blackmail you, etc....Life would then be an immense adventure, a mystical movie projected on the screen of your mind with no end in sight.